Current Terror Alert Level:
This is my baby meter.
The more baby smileys there are, the more my biological clock is ringing.
1 baby= Keep the Demon Spawn away from me!!
4 babies= Ok I'll babysit but you MUST take it back at the end of the night!!
5 babies= I smell baby formula
6 babies= I love the smell of babies
8 babies=I smell baby poo
9 babies= Every Freakin Person on earth is pregnant but me!!
10 babies= Just make me Catholic
